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March 2017 | ClubM Box | Volume IVX, EXCHANGE
ClubM Box | Vol. IVX | EXCHANGE
EXCHANGE brings us a collaboration between the Emerald Exchange & ClubM beautifully crafted to complement one another. The Emerald Exchange experience being of community and sharing Northern California craft to a Southern California audience suits this gal just fine. To have a ClubM box cultivated with vendors from the event was a wonderful way to commemorate a piece of cannabis history.
After reading and removing the cover letter the true bounty of this month’s box is revealed. Cultivators from Humboldt, Sonoma and Mendocino are represented with premium cannabis flower, concentrates and edibles.
Redwood Roots (4) .5 gram SFV OG pre-rolls
These cleverly packaged pre-rolls provided a nice level headed, muscle relaxing experience. A true San Fernando Valley OG.
High Street Teas English Breakfast tea 25 mg THC
Ohhhhh ladies, I mean look at this branding! BEE-U-tea-Full! (She also offers other blends) Such a discreet and comforting way to medicate, especially for those of us who love tea! Imagine the possibilities, what a tea party you could host with this tea!
The Jelly Shamans Super Berry Jam with Hemp derived 40 mg CBD
The Jelly Shamans do it again, with their small, artisanal batches, their products are sublime. The taste may have you eating it straight from the jar! Fear not, since it is hemp derived CBD you’d be just fine.
PURR glass smoking tip
For a patient who enjoys smoking pre-rolls or joints I found this device convenient, it is easy to clean and can be used more than one way. I prefer you use mine as an additional tip to any pre-roll.
Shine On Farms 1 g Headband pre-roll
Advertised as a potent hybrid I found it a mildly sedative overall relaxing strain.
Deviant Dabs Shatter 1 g
This fantastic floral shatter was a delight, a pleasant, euphoric effect with mild pain management. It is a wonderful social selection for a higher tolerance patient like myself.
Green Goat Farms Cannabis oil .5 g
Wow, this is the first concentrate I have ever smelled that was so similar to actual cannabis flower, super terpy, I loved it! Heavy sedative but creative and clear headed effect for me. Great bouquet, clean taste.
Satori Dark Chocolate 90 mg THC (10 mg pieces)
A little candy bar that goes a long way, these 10 mg squares pack a punch! Blended with premium cacao you can smell upon opening. The effects did not take long for me. Since learning how edibles become more potent as digested I am telling you as a higher tolerance user, I FEEL this 10 mg. Make sure to have a back up dark chocolate nearby because the taste will have you considering eating more than it would be advisable. Duly noted.
Humboldt’s Finest 1 g pre-roll
Humboldt’s Finest provided a full gram pre-roll as their addition to this Emerald Exchange collaboration for March 2017’s Vol. IVX ClubM box, EXCHANGE. A creative addition to this luxury subscription line-up.
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In February Club M brought us Volume 13, Swoon, including products from 2wnty3, Therapy Tonics & True Humboldt.
The inclusions in this box certainly made us SWOON, from smooth cannabis oil cartridges to frosty flowers, a sweet gold flaked milk chocolate with 175 mgs of THC and a cannabis infused frappuccino-like drink.
As with each and every box the intention letter is an important part of the box opening ritual each month. I really loved this month’s letter speaking to gratitude in reference to our experiences and the intention of SWOON for February’s M box. Keeping the ultimate luxury experience in mind it is always printed on high quality stock and comes with the official Club M red wax seal.
Let’s start with the flower, in True Humboldt style these fragrant crystallized flowers were a nice and easy sativa dominant hybrid. It kept me a bit relaxed but not sleepy. Notably not high functioning, more of a A Netflix and Chill selection.
These smooth oil cartridges are swoon-worthy, they are nearly flavorless and no burn on inhalation, notable. Granted I am not a fan of the battery kits, I use my carts on a temperature adjustable battery I picked up for about $20, this allows me to gift my extra battery kits to patients in need.
We were provided a Hybrid, OG Super Lemon Haze and Sativa, Tangie oil cartridge. These sexy products also contain a high quality cannabis oil. I honestly have not experienced anything like it; Nearly flavorless and smooth as silk.
2twnty3 went the extra step and provided us with a QR code to access a full lab-tested strain profile for your oil cartridge, how cool is that?
Admittedly I was excited about trying the Therapy Tonics Vanilla Caramel cannabis coffee, at 80 mgs I wanted to try an experiment. I consumed 1/3 of the bottle every 20 minutes. My effects lasted over 6 hrs, this included pain relief and great energy. It was not too much like you might imagine combining a sativa and caffeine. I expected a crazy espresso type result but it was more like a real relaxed high functioning state.
So the taste, everyone wants to know what it tastes like, I felt like this was along the lines of a shot of whiskey in your dessert coffee, you know it’s in there after tasting the sweet creamed coffee, that whiskey shot after burn, and I use burn in the mildest sense. I will definitely purchase more of this cannabis coffee.
Gold leaf Chocolate Heart, 175 mg by Medi CrockeRx
I ate about a 1/3 of this very potent chocolate and peaked about 2 1/2 hours in. This is a wonderful sleep aid and I have at least 2 more doses for future use on a night we really need to sleep. Remember the edibles are more potent and last longer once passed through your liver.
This concludes Volume 13 from Club M, I was charmed by Swoon’s smooth and sexy luxury products this month and and grateful for the #perfectmoments created.
As always, many thanks to Club M for their continued dedication to elevating the cannabis experience.
January’s Club M brought us Volume 12, THRIVE, a collection of products to encourage a healthy & fulfilling engagement. Some of the wonderful brands included are Pura Vida Health, Synergy, Dirt Ninja Farms, Sweet ReLeaf and a special discount from VapeXhale!
I was inspired by this new theme and took the box out to our local running trail to get some shots of the Thrive box products.
As per usual, the intention letter was ideal. I enjoy the setting of the stage that Club M provides with each new box. THRIVE’s presentation was beautiful and achieved the expected Club M high standard. The products gave a wide array of experiences; A heady hybrid to get in an enjoyable elevated outdoor experience complete with on-the-go device, health conscious edibles to nourish and replace nutrients, a 5 hr energy infused shot to assist you in getting the most out of your day to a soothing topical for aching muscles post activities.
Thrive’s featured brands:
5-hour Synergy shot, Berry flavor
This item contains 50 mg of THC (strain unidentified), 100mg of Caffeine in this 2 oz. bottle. Flavored with organic fruit juices my husband found palatable. I don’t typically do energy drinks and he is a bit of a connoisseur. He found the flavor pleasing and experience pleasant. A definite increase in energy with no negative effects.
Pura Vida Health Gramola & Mega Protein bar
Gramola First Love
With oats, coconut, sunflower seeds, cranberries, maple syrup, cinnamon and cannabis you really can’t lose. This 3 oz. bag contains 10 doses and a total 250 mg of THC, that averages 25 mg a dose. As a higher tolerance user this edible suits me fine. I like being able to just take a pinch or add it to my snack. Admittedly this is my top choice of Pura Vida health products.
Higher Power MEGA Protein bar, Sweet Berry
This mega bar’s ingredients of dates, oats, cranberries, mulberries, pea protein and maple syrup provides and sweet and savory edibles. The fact that it is packed with protein is an addition any canna-athlete or edible user can appreciate. 1.5 breaks into 4 doses of 50 mg THC each, a total of 200 mg THC per bar.
These products are great for our athletic friends and potent healthy edible consumers, for managing chronic pain issues or any condition our mid-higher tolerance patients may be treating. Like every Pura Vida Health product states, “Don’t sacrifice your body for a buzz.”
Dirt Ninja Farms Grapefruit OG (16.5%) & Twisty Blunt
Dirt Ninja Farms
An artisanal collective based in the North Bay who are deeply committed to beyond organic, sungrown, permaculture based farming. This fragrant Grapefruit OG was an ideal choice, it’s fairly heady effect coupled with the terpene profile provided a uplifting and creative experience. Great for daytime but does have a definite mild body high. (Indica dominant hybrid)
Here we have a play on the glass blunt with the added fancy feature of a loading corkscrew. It is a fun device and convenient for on the go.
This strictly topical by Sweet ReLeaf has been around for awhile, they have consistently provided patients with a pain and inflammation reducing cannabis product. From the website: “We infuse our body butter with cannabis trichomes, the most potent, broad spectrum extract. We collect the trichomes* from chilled cannabis. No chemical solvents necessary. Because sweet relief is what we’re after. We blend a number of whole, organic ingredients like coconut oil, shea butter and our unique blend of essential oils to bring you a natural alternative to traditional medicines, that come with negative side effects.”
Bonus for Thrive, Club M Members
As if all that wasn’t enough this month’s box includes a $100 off discount for VapeXhale products for Club M members, visit the Club M shop and take advantage of this deal on a premium tabletop vaporizer. Another innovative cannabis product developed to help you health not hinder it.
Another Club M box comes to a close, we loved this month’s theme and feel Club M covered all the bases. Our experiences were well cultivated and the products available truly encouraged us to THRIVE, here is to many more #perfectmoments
Thanks Club M!
Volume XI – December 2016
Club M Box – NAUGHTY & NICE
Volume 11 of The Club M box gave us “Naughty & Nice”, the perfect theme for the December edition! Filled with delights this box was indeed a holiday treat!
Included this month: Edibles, Champagne Jelly by The Jelly Shamans and Nice Patties infused candy in Raspberry, Orange, and Peppermint. Cannabis products, Gold Seal 3 cone set with Tropikal, Heirloom OG, and Sunset Sherbert in addition to Granddaddy Purple wax from Deviant Dabs. Topical, Sex & Massage massage oil. Tools, a gold atomizer for the wax.
Let’s start with the Cannabis Products! I was so excited to try the Deviant Dabs wax, as most of you know I rarely indulge in concentrates. I make an exception for Deviant Dabs. Fortunately, Club M thought of everything and included this lovely gold atomizer as a means for me to medicate with the included concentrate! Bravo! One of my favorite things about Deviant Dabs medicine, it is potent but functioning for me.
Next were the Gold Seal pre-rolls. Three large cones in 3 different exotic indoor strains: Tropikal, Heirloom OG, and Sunset Sherbert. Each was fantastic in its own right! I have no complaints from this indica dominant group. All strains were heady with euphoric effects, great for social smokes. Really great flower quality, even burn.
Nice Patties, were nice, ah ha. But seriously, they were great, I tried the raspberry and gave Carl the orange, we still have the peppermint (I have plans for it, stay tuned). There is, as with most edibles, a slight undertaste, but nothing preventing this candy from being delicious. If you like edibles I recommend you try them out, 35 mg THC each.
I was intrigued by the inclusion of The Jelly Shamans Champagne Jelly, I had never heard such a thing before! I also love edible makers who are artisanal and believe in small custom batches. Those seem to be the best products, a lot of thought put in and behind them with that intention. This jelly was amazing, a sweet pinot noir flavor with a hint of lemon. We have yet to decide what to use it on but may not use it on anything since we keep just “tasting” it.
The topical Sex & Massage, an oil made by Kali Caps & Cremes. This sexual enhancement oil can also be used as a topical for pain management. I was interested in their use of rice bran oil in addition to the popular coconut oil. What I noticed was the rice bran oil seems to mute the cannabis smell but not take away from the coconut odor, which is subtle to be clear. The bottle is great, aesthetically pleasing and a nice looking pump bottle. Immediately out of the bottle it smelled a little “planty” but once absorbed there is only a slight coconut scent. Labeling seems to be compliant, all information is included. I found this topical to keep all its promises.
All in all another great compilation by Club M creating #perfectmoments. Thanks to Club M for creating this beautiful stash box and for all the luxury products you send your members, we look forward to seeing what 2017 brings! Cheers!
Volume X – November 2016
This month’s Club M box, FEAST, brings us a cornucopia of cannabis delights.
I am especially excited about the download for Keena Moffett’s eCookbook, Cannabis Creations: Beyond the Brownie. Included in this month’s box is Keena’s recipe for infused Chocolate Pecan Pie, sure to be a holiday hit. I will follow up with the results from my own experience using locally sourced cannabutter, look for more on the website in coming weeks.
The flower in this edition was Candyland from True Humboldt, “This award winning sativa dominant strain is an amazing collage of color alternating in hues of green with bright orange hairs all densely enshrouded in a forest of trichomes. This often potent strain offers a wide range of relief while maintaining a jovial and social functionality. This is a great strain for enhancing creativity.”, according to True Humboldt’s website. I found this to hold true, it did well on my pain management as well, not an anxiety causing sativa for me personally either. Also shown is the beautiful glass one-hitter included, well suited for a classy on-the-go piece.
The Lord Jones sea salt caramels were delicious and mildly potent for my high tolerance at 20 mgs of THC each. I found the caramels to be consistent in dosing in my experience. The taste is as wonderful as any other non infused high end caramels on the market. If you are looking for a tasty infused caramel treat try them for yourself. They would make a great patient gift to be sure. (They come in a variety of doses)
Another appropriate inclusion in this month’s FEAST themed box is CannaOil Co.’s extra virgin infused olive oil. I was really excited to find this inside because I have a recipe from The Cannabis Kitchen Cookbook I’ve wanted to try but have been short, you guessed it, cannabis infused olive oil. The recipe even calls for the exact amount I have in the bottle!!!
The new Evoxe pen, DEEP, with its blend of Indica cannabis oil, organically grown Lavender, Chamomile & Orange essential oils is a great go-to vaping option for me. The effects are relaxing but not sleepy, helping to manage anxiety in those stressful holiday situations. I enjoy the free flowing draw of this pen vs. it’s competitors.
And finally the all around infusing option, A package of Jane’s Brew powdered THC to put in anything you want, from beverages to foods this powder can be added to them all. With 12 servings of 10 mgs THC each (120 mg THC in packet) you can control your dose as needed. If you are looking for a restful night’s sleep for instance you may want to double your normal dose. Or, as a first-timer, you may want to halve the dose to see how it affects you on your inaugural run.
Thank you again to Club M box for another addition of delightful treats for members with, FEAST.
Volume VIIII – October 2016
Club M Box : CONJURE
October brings us Volume 9 in the Club M series, Conjure. Included you will find 2 Betty Kronic Energy Bars, 2 grams of Blue Dream courtesy of Emerald Farms, Golden Goddess Tantra 150 mg Cannabis infused vanilla body butter, Zen Potion Pumpkin Spice Tea 50 mg, Honeytree vape pen in Pink Kush, Custom Glass blunt, Vintage matchbook, a flying magic wish paper and Cannabis ritual spell.
Let’s not forget the cover letter, I love the wax sealed card stock with something clever and witty to inspire me about the contents of that month’s box. I enjoy the effort of forethought and setting the stage for the experience Club M puts into each box.
Wow, when they said “conjure” they meant it. Included is a spell and flying magic wish paper ritual.
Volume 9 of Club M box’s theme is apparent in the contents; Betty Kronic energy bars to balance the Blue Dream, Zen potion 50 mg pumpkin spice tea and 600 mg Honeytree vape tasty enough to keep you hitting it. The Golden Goddess scented body butter as aromatherapy and further body relaxation, all this potent enough to cause one to brave a ritual post-consumption. Don’t forget the vintage matches to light your glass blunt and candles! Club M thinks of everything #perfectmoments
October Products B
Individual reviews are as follows:
Betty Kronic Energy bars are approximately 1.5 in. x 1.5 in. x 1 in. sized, the taste is great. These energy bars are made with almonds, cacao, chia seeds, dates, pepitas, and coconut canna-oil. Dates make it sweet enough while the seeds and cacao create a nice hearty texture. The packaging is of high quality with the pending state compliance standards met to my understanding. For the record, Betty Kronic is a latina woman-owned business out of Los Angeles. “Betty Khronic prides itself on being high on health & canna-productive.”
Blue Dream by Emerald Family Farms, this flower is lovely. The blue dream test results are clearly indicated as performed by SC Labs and the effects are as expected of the typical BD strain. A Sativa, provided a relaxed state while allowing me to remain clear-headed. The taste is mildly floral and the buds themselves were nicely crystallized as can be seen in the photo. Emerald Farms continues their reputation for producing quality medicinal flower with this strain.
150 mg cannabis infused vanilla body butter by Golden Goddess Tantra, I recommend keeping these type of edibles and topicals in a cool place or refrigerator for storage. Very moisturizing!
50 mg THC Pumpkin Spice Tea by Zen Potion. It has been my experience that Zen Potion produces quality cannabis infusion to their delicious teas, this was no exception. The flavor achieved here, as a tea lover, is so very appreciated. The potency of this tea, coming from me was impressive, it made for a relaxing evening and deep sleep. My husband and I enjoyed it immensely. The flavor was wonderful and light with a hint of sweet. It was nutty, with a delightful amount of pumpkin spice, I look forward to trying this tea again.
600 mg Pink Kush vape pen by Honeytree, this little disposable vape is gorgeous and tastes amazing. As expected the oil carries the honey flavor that makes it so pleasant to vape with. At 600 mg it has more THC than the 500 mg most vape cartridges available. Potent.
The Glass Blunt addition was genius, I haven’t ever tried one so I was even more delighted to experience this device. I feel it improved my smoking experience vs. a joint or actual blunt without the burning of additional materials, I had a pure flower burn which is preferred for myself. It was easy to use and easy to clean, I recommend it if you are fond of smoking your flower.
Thank you again to Club M for their ingenuity and great product access. Here’s to making wishes (and spells) come true! #perfectmoments
Volume VIII – September 2016
This month’s box “CRAVE” is a collaboration with The Herbal Chef, Chris Sayegh and does NOT disappoint! A scrumptious infused spaghetti dinner for 2, infused divine Black Forest cupcakes for 2 (make it yourself), medicated chocolate bar, Cone Kit (3 pre-rolls and a lighter), 1.5 grams of True Humboldt flower.
Once again Club M has outdone themselves, this amazing concept was a surprise and delight! We thoroughly enjoyed preparing our own infused meal developed by Chef Sayegh, who made sure to include all the special details and kept the instructions simple.
We have toddlers so this was a fun date night in for us, we made a video of how simple it was to make the dinner.
Our video, Making the Spaghetti dinner as part of the CRAVE box in August. Vol. 7
We did not add any additional ingredients other than what was provided, followed the instructions (add about 5 more minutes for the thicker pasta) and the dish turned out divine. We felt that was a true litmus to the quality of the ingredients. The sauce was amazing and we felt the effects very quickly. It was pleasant and very relaxed evening and it was nice to have something so gourmet be so simple and able to do at home.
Cupcakes are next on the agenda, stay tuned for that. I have reviewed each of the remaining items in the box and will be posting them over the next few days for more in depth coverage of each of the contents.
Thank you again to Club M box for creating another #perfectmoment.
Volume III – April 2016