April 2017 | ClubM | Vol. 15 | SMOKE

For the month of April ClubM brought us SMOKE, a sexy assemblage of smoke inducing products. From top quality pre-rolls, to smoked barbecue potato chips, to accessories, we acquired all we needed to smoke.


Let’s start with this month’s accessories, a smoke grey steel grinder and a travel one hitter by Lock & Load.

This 2”l grinder has four parts and comes with a scraping tool in the trichome or kief catcher on the bottom. You place your cannabis in the top part, grind it into the next level, open at the second section to empty your now ground cannabis. Any parts that make it through that screen level are going to be potent, be advised. After a few grindings you may have enough in that bottom catcher to scrape out and add to your next smoke. It is quite the efficient little device and is highly recommended for your grinding needs.

The glass Lock & Load one hitter is great for on the go, it is small making it discreet. You place a small amount of cannabis in the end with the threads for the cap and smoke it like a pre-roll. We appreciated the end cap when not in use being you won’t likely clean immediately after use. It is nice to be able to cap the used end until it can be cleaned. Always clean your smoking tools!


Our selection of pre-rolls for Volume 15 are sleek and diverse, smoking them all was enjoyable in their own way.

I have to start with Bloom Farms, holding to their usual high standards this sultry, thick smoke came in a lovely box stored in a cone tube, strike anywhere match included. A hand rolled whole flower pre-roll of OG Kush (Hybrid) tested at 26.3% THC and 0.14% CBD.
Bloom Farms doesn’t disappoint, it was a fragrant, tasty and potent smoke to be sure.

The Illuminatus Red pre-roll has some truly superb flower and is a superior Blue Dream. As a sativa I appreciated the subtle effects without the amped out feeling. These pre-rolls look much more like traditional cigarettes but are indeed an all flower pre-roll, do not mistake them for spliffs. I still don’t know how I feel about the filters, as much as I appreciate the idea of the filter it still feels like a cigarette.

Rocket Pre-Rolls win for best concept put into action. How many times have you been unable to finish a smoke only to now have resonated leftovers far too valuable to throw away. Oh the humanity! So these folks provided a solution, a single smoke pre-roll, just enough elevation for a party of one. Each pack comes as a pack of ten pre-rolls, a long cardboard filter and short pre-roll end of premium indica flower. While looking more into these rockets I noticed on social media regular smokers bend the filter, for better grip, better inhalation, I don’t know but it did help with the harsh heat when inhaling towards the end.


Also included was an 1/8th of True Humboldt‘s 2016 Golden Tarp winner, Sour OG with True Humboldt branded rolling papers, for those looking to roll their own customized smoke. This strain was great for relaxation and pain but didn’t make me sleepy, felt indica dominant to me in effects for the most part. It was nice to have a full eighth of 22.2% THC lab tested cannabis in this month’s box.

Yummi Karma was a treat, I haven’t been fortunate enough to try their edibles before so admittedly I was excited they were included in SMOKE. These potato chips did not disappoint, they definitely had a cannabis taste to them but here is the crazy part, it WORKS, like the flavor, whatever barbeque spices they are using really compliment the herby flavor and they are scrumptious!!! I’d go easy on them if you are a lightweight, as for myself, about of a third of the bag was an ideal dose. Onset didn’t take long, maybe 20 minutes and euphoric elevation with clear head lasted hours (motor skills were tested so no aerobics or ninja practice). I cannot wait to try more Yummi Karma treats and scoop up another bag of potato chips from ClubM’s online store!


This concludes my review of April’s ClubM box, SMOKE. I hope you enjoyed it and I encourage you to sign up for your own box today, May’s box GRACE is going to memorable to be sure. Thank you ClubM for curating another month’s worth of #perfectmoments.

 

Cara

February 2017 | Club M box | Vol. XIII SWOON

In February Club M brought us Volume 13, Swoon, including products from 2wnty3, Therapy Tonics & True Humboldt.

The inclusions in this box certainly made us SWOON, from smooth cannabis oil cartridges to frosty flowers, a sweet gold flaked milk chocolate with 175 mgs of THC and a cannabis infused frappuccino-like drink.


As with each and every box the intention letter is an important part of the box opening ritual each month. I really loved this month’s letter speaking to gratitude in reference to our experiences and the intention of SWOON for February’s M box. Keeping the ultimate luxury experience in mind it is always printed on high quality stock and comes with the official Club M red wax seal.


Let’s start with the flower, in True Humboldt style these fragrant crystallized flowers were a nice and easy sativa dominant hybrid. It kept me a bit relaxed but not sleepy. Notably not high functioning, more of a  A Netflix and Chill selection.


These smooth oil cartridges are swoon-worthy, they are nearly flavorless and no burn on inhalation, notable. Granted I am not a fan of the battery kits, I use my carts on a temperature adjustable battery I picked up for about $20, this allows me to gift my extra battery kits to patients in need.

We were provided a Hybrid, OG Super Lemon Haze and Sativa, Tangie oil cartridge. These sexy products also contain a high quality cannabis oil. I honestly have not experienced anything like it; Nearly flavorless and smooth as silk.

2twnty3 went the extra step and provided us with a QR code to access a full lab-tested strain profile for your oil cartridge, how cool is that?


Admittedly I was excited about trying the Therapy Tonics Vanilla Caramel cannabis coffee, at 80 mgs I wanted to try an experiment. I consumed 1/3 of the bottle every 20 minutes. My effects lasted over 6 hrs, this included pain relief and great energy. It was not too much like you might imagine combining a sativa and caffeine. I expected a crazy espresso type result but it was more like a real relaxed high functioning state.

So the taste, everyone wants to know what it tastes like, I felt like this was along the lines of a shot of whiskey in your dessert coffee, you know it’s in there after tasting the sweet creamed coffee, that whiskey shot after burn, and I use burn in the mildest sense. I will definitely purchase more of this cannabis coffee.


Gold leaf Chocolate Heart, 175 mg by Medi CrockeRx

I ate about a 1/3 of this very potent chocolate and peaked about 2 1/2 hours in. This is a wonderful sleep aid and I have at least 2 more doses for future use on a night we really need to sleep. Remember the edibles are more potent and last longer once passed through your liver.


This concludes Volume 13 from Club M, I was charmed by Swoon’s smooth and sexy luxury products this month and and grateful for the #perfectmoments created.

 

As always, many thanks to Club M for their continued dedication to elevating the cannabis experience.

November 2016 Club M Box – FEAST

This month’s Club M box, FEAST, brings us a cornucopia of cannabis delights.

November 2016 FEAST

I am especially excited about the download for Keena Moffett’s eCookbook, Cannabis Creations: Beyond the Brownie. Included in this month’s box is Keena’s recipe for infused Chocolate Pecan Pie, sure to be a holiday hit. I will follow up with the results from my own experience using locally sourced cannabutter, look for more on the website in coming weeks.

True Humboldt, Candyland

The flower in this edition was Candyland from True Humboldt, “This award winning sativa dominant strain is an amazing collage of color alternating in hues of green with bright orange hairs all densely enshrouded in a forest of trichomes. This often potent strain offers a wide range of relief while maintaining a jovial and social functionality. This is a great strain for enhancing creativity.”, according to True Humboldt’s website. I found this to hold true, it did well on my pain management as well, not an anxiety causing sativa for me personally either. Also shown is the beautiful glass one-hitter included, well suited for a classy on-the-go piece.

Lord Jones Sea Salt Caramels – 80 mg THC

The Lord Jones sea salt caramels were delicious and mildly potent for my high tolerance at 20 mgs of THC each. I found the caramels to be consistent in dosing in my experience. The taste is as wonderful as any other non infused high end caramels on the market. If you are looking for a tasty infused caramel treat try them for yourself. They would make a great patient gift to be sure. (They come in a variety of doses)

Cannaoil Co olive oil

Another appropriate inclusion in this month’s FEAST themed box is CannaOil Co.’s extra virgin infused olive oil. I was really excited to find this inside because I have a recipe from The Cannabis Kitchen Cookbook I’ve wanted to try but have been short, you guessed it, cannabis infused olive oil. The recipe even calls for the exact amount I have in the bottle!!!

The new Evoxe Deep pen

The new Evoxe pen, DEEP, with its blend of Indica cannabis oil, organically grown Lavender, Chamomile & Orange essential oils is a great go-to vaping option for me. The effects are relaxing but not sleepy, helping to manage anxiety in those stressful holiday situations. I enjoy the free flowing draw of this pen vs. it’s competitors.

120 mg thc Mega Boost by Jane’s Brew

And finally the all around infusing option, A package of Jane’s Brew powdered THC to put in anything you want, from beverages to foods this powder can be added to them all. With 12 servings of 10 mgs THC each (120 mg THC in packet) you can control your dose as needed. If you are looking for a restful night’s sleep for instance you may want to double your normal dose. Or, as a first-timer, you may want to halve the dose to see how it affects you on your inaugural run.

Thank you again to Club M box for another addition of delightful treats for members with, FEAST.